Day 5- or day one of the conference.
An early start to the day- we had to be at the (huge) conference centre for 7.45 a.m. Before the main event started there was a chance to look around the stands in the conference hall, these were manned by the various sections we had visited over the last few days.
There were also several ambulances on display includng the new volunteer recruitment truck (they call them cars over here) which is very flash and is the new initiative to try and get more volunteers on board.
After some time looking over these we were called into the main conference room.
Ray Creen the CEO kicked off with a speech in which he attempted to say the word "carrot"more than 22 times- he suceeded but this was to bite him in the rear end later on in the day!
After calling his boss a vegetable (carrot!)- Neale Sutton did a short welcome for the next speaker and in the course of this mentioned Marla Station where 3 people cover all the shifts- (about 30 patients a year)- of course none of them were present as they were doing cover back home- more about this station later.
Next up was Mr Joske from the WA Red Cross, who had flown in specially to give his speech on Emergency Response in Disasters.
Then our guide of the first few days Lee got up and announced the next speaker who was the most dynamic he had ever seen and the subject was Cost Recovery. The speaker Aaron Chia is the director of finances and deputy CEO and he delivered the worst speech I have ever seen, complete with over text heavy power point slides which he read in a montone - right up to the point where he was interupted by an "earthquake". This was done really well with rumbling and crashing noises at extreme volume, smoke, fake flames, sirens and the works. At this point Neale Sutton (volunteer director) took over and used his army background to boss us all into our groups for the day.
Pete and I were in the dark blue group with our other guide of the week Chris as our "den mother"- yup he really did have a specially made up patch for his jacket saying that.
After getting all 30 on the bus and working out we were there we set off around the one way system for ten minutes- before ending up 100m back down the road from where we had started! At the railway yards we were tasked to move two of our number as patients from out of the carriages. Not so easy when the doors are four feet above the ground! The SAAS uses some complex manual handling techniques to avoid lifting and I wasn't familiar with all the straps and buckles and the ways they tied them up so stood back and watched- though I got some blank looks when I mentioned scoop stretchers as they don't used them. Having shifted our patients we swapped places with the other half of the groups and went to see the organisational process the railways use. Unfortunately this was really the last practical exercise we got to do although some other groups did some more exercises.
From the Railway we went out to the airport and visited SOT again where they had set up some displays of the SOT gear and the retrieval gear, off to the heli shed where the helicopter was coming in. It's a monster of a thing- think civilian Iroqoui. They can configure it to take 4 stretchers if they have to - but try not to as there's not room to work. Helicopters don't have the range for the outlying areas so the Royal Flying Doctors Service has airstrips on the main road for the West Coast- where road transport times are 6 hours or more (one way).
From the airport we went to the RAH where we had been programmedto do a tour of the emergency dept, burns unit and ICU which are all in the same block. But as the hospital was running at 110% full this had to be cancelled and we got a virtual power point tour instead in a lecture theatre which had flooded earlier in the day- who says it doesn't rain in Aussie- it threw it down in the morning.
We got dropped off back at the conference centre to go and get ready for the evenings entertainment.
The Conference dinner was pretty spectacular, the Police band played during the meal. i'm not personally really into the big band sound but they were very good- although maybe a bit too loud for conversation. I was on the same table as Ray Creen the director who came in for a good bit of stick during the evening when the Comedian (a drag Queen Elizabeth) arrived and started presenting the "Awards for Outstanding Performance"- which consisted of a medal- and a carrot!
A number of awards were given- one to a vollie who responded to a chest pain directly from the swimming pool- in her bikini (according to Her Maj the patient then had a heart attack at the sight), and one to two ladies on my table for vehicular starting methods- but what happens on cenference had better stay on conference.
Neale Sutton then got up to say that news was in that the Marla crew (remember them?) had had fourteen hour job- yup that's right 14 hours. Apparently two blokes had turned up at the local pub, unable to remember exactly where their car had gone off the road and saying their two mates were dead. The crew and Police headed off in search and found one dead patient and one nearly dead. Two hours along the road on the way to Coober Pedy they got a puncture so
they had to change the wheel by the road side before carrying on. They started at some time before 9 in the morning and finished up after 9 at night! Far OUT!